Don't Drop The Kool-Aid

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

fascinates:

"if you like someone, just tell them!"

is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone

scissor:

when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

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sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

geekyandpointless:

IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK

heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem

heyfunniest:

mlem mlem mlem mlem

carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that