Don't Drop The Kool-Aid

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim

foreveralone-lyguy:

Fuck off Tim

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

awwww-cute:

He finally grew into that bow tie

awwww-cute:

He finally grew into that bow tie

awwww-cute:

My new kitty has decided my foot is its mum

awwww-cute:

My new kitty has decided my foot is its mum