U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
"if you like someone, just tell them!"
is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone
when u make a joke and the whole class laughs
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people
IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK
mlem mlem mlem mlem
My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.
how hard did she throw that